
<p class="bb_paragraph" >"Live the Dream" of throwing shoes at your coworker's faces! Just imagine the text bubbles are Steve from accounting. Play with just a mouse if you want. Who cares!</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Office Shoe Slinger is a mix of Space Invaders, Duck Hunt, and all your other favorite games!</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Sick of that stupid plant in the breakroom? Shoe. Sick of that lady who makes coffee her personality? Shoe. Sick of your brain-dead boss? Oh, you better believe that's a shoe. </p><h2 class="bb_tag" ><strong>Warning</strong></h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >This game is dumb. Very dumb. But you know what? Go ahead and grab yourself one of those tall cans of equally priced iced tea that we won't name the brand unless they want to give us money, and enjoy! Or you could just buy the tea. But then what would you do, drink it?</p><p class="bb_paragraph" ></p><h2 class="bb_tag" ><strong>Features</strong><br><br></h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Throw Shoes</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Points, Combos, Multipliers</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Steam Leaderboards</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Sling Shoes</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Achievements</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Harder than you thought it was</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Shop with different shoe types</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Toss Shoes</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Synergy</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Over 1,000 unique text lines</p></li></ul>
| Edition | Platform | Release Date | Region |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard Edition | PC | May 10, 2026 | Worldwide |
| Standard Edition | Linux | May 10, 2026 | Worldwide |