Listen up, soldier! You’re gonna be dropped into hostile territory and the only way you’re gonna survive is with your instincts and an indomitable will to crush your enemies. You’ll be outfitted with high-tech, highly destructive weapons. Then you’ll shoot that god dang golf ball until it’s round, cowardly butt falls right into the course hole. Par? John Wayne didn’t care about par! The .45 Iron, Bolt Action Driver (+scope), and Fully Automatic Golf Gun (FAL Wood) will help you punish that white, dimpled menace all the way to the flag. We’ll even automatically keep track of your stroke count, soldier! Watch out for quaint scenery and environmental hazards, like cute trees minding their own business and rocks that want nothing to do with you.

Listen up, soldier! You’re gonna be dropped into hostile territory and the only way you’re gonna survive is with your instincts and an indomitable will to crush your enemies. You’ll be outfitted with high-tech, highly destructive weapons. Then you’ll shoot that god dang golf ball until it’s round, cowardly butt falls right into the course hole. Par? John Wayne didn’t care about par! The .45 Iron, Bolt Action Driver (+scope), and Fully Automatic Golf Gun (FAL Wood) will help you punish that white, dimpled menace all the way to the flag. We’ll even automatically keep track of your stroke count, soldier! Watch out for quaint scenery and environmental hazards, like cute trees minding their own business and rocks that want nothing to do with you.