The blasphemous tit cult has overtaken half of the galaxy. Are you man enough to stop them? Do you love female ass enough to stop them? Of course you do! Assent to The King's noble assignment! Assay your courage! Assemble a glorious squad of Lovehammer 400 000® Cosmo Commandos®, equip them with the mighty assortment of holy armaments, assess the dangers of the mission and assail the nefarious enemy! Strike them where it hurts! I.e., in the tit. Assault! Assault! Assault!

The blasphemous tit cult has overtaken half of the galaxy. Are you man enough to stop them? Do you love female ass enough to stop them? Of course you do! Assent to The King's noble assignment! Assay your courage! Assemble a glorious squad of Lovehammer 400 000® Cosmo Commandos®, equip them with the mighty assortment of holy armaments, assess the dangers of the mission and assail the nefarious enemy! Strike them where it hurts! I.e., in the tit. Assault! Assault! Assault!