PAY ATTENTION, HOMINID! The Icarus Program is looking for new pilots. Sign up and be the first one to master our experimental flying suit. Our engineers have designed more than 100 simulations to test your flying skills, your logical-deductive reasoning abilities, and your suicidal tendencies as well. The Icarus Program only chooses the best of the best. Are you the best of the best? If you are willing to become a candidate, send us an abundant DNA sample and buy this game. This will be the first step of a nurturing training process you shall never forget.

PAY ATTENTION, HOMINID! The Icarus Program is looking for new pilots. Sign up and be the first one to master our experimental flying suit. Our engineers have designed more than 100 simulations to test your flying skills, your logical-deductive reasoning abilities, and your suicidal tendencies as well. The Icarus Program only chooses the best of the best. Are you the best of the best? If you are willing to become a candidate, send us an abundant DNA sample and buy this game. This will be the first step of a nurturing training process you shall never forget.