

Read the tape. Ride the wave. Die by leverage. GOD CANDLE is a real-time trading roguelite. You get a $1,000,000 book and ten trading days to retire. Each day is a 45-second sprint through market hours — go long, go short, lever up, and clear the closing-bell target, or the margin clerk shuts the desk down. Every run is a different market Choose your ticker each morning from a shortlist with volatility and behavior readouts — ten of them, from sleepy $GLD to pure-chaos $GME. Nine market-event bosses: Earnings Day, FOMC, Squeeze Watch, Flash Crash, Melt-Up, Quad Witching, Circuit Breaker, OPEX Pin, and The Bear. Ten daily market conditions on top — Volatility Storm, Algo Chop, Data Blackout, Gamma Ramp, Zero Commission Day, and more. Shuffled boss order, jittered targets, rerolled tickers. No two runs play the same. Build a gloriously broken trader Four classes, each with an exclusive two-power kit: The Chad rides 5x leverage, The Quant sees six ticks into the future, The Cockroach refuses to die, The Insider gets a free tip line that rings four times a day. 29 relics and 16 powers. Draft one of three after every bell, or perma-install tools with Street Cred so they're live from day one. Relics that reward a style — scalping, diamond-handing, hot streaks — and light up when you pair the right ones. Print the GOD CANDLE : a divine, screen-shaking vertical candle straight into your position. Read the tape, not the headline Earnings follow guidance, not the EPS print. A beat can tank. A miss can rip. Every ticker hides a good, mid, or bad book. You infer it from noisy sector-relative signals — and some of those signals are cooked. Draw stop orders straight onto the chart. Trim, flip, and scale mid-tape. Optional side contracts every morning, paid at the bell. Tempting. Never mandatory. The floor has opinions 26 in-day floor events with real stakes: take the bribe, buy the hot tip, ride the pump, park cash in real estate, wine, or art — decisions that pay off, or detonate, the next day. Rare gold JACKPOT and red DISASTER events that can make or end a run. Then do it again, harder Four difficulties from Rookie to Prop Desk, then Ascension on top. A seeded Daily Gauntlet — same market for everyone, every day. Endless mode for when ten days stops being enough. 29 achievements, Career records per class, a Hall of Fame, and a leaderboard. A Trophy Room of ten chart skins bought with Street Cred. Built for it Procedural synth soundtrack and per-action SFX, synthesized in-engine. Colorblind palette, UI scaling, and toggles for screen shake, extra effects, and CRT scanlines. Full controller support with device-aware prompts and seamless switching between gamepad and keyboard/mouse. Steam Cloud saves. Runs on a laptop. Every death is your own greed. Retire forever — or get liquidated.
| Edition | Platform | Release Date | Region |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard Edition | PC | Aug 18, 2026 | Worldwide |
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