(WARNING : Super serious game about super serious self-aware vacuums) Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's bakery! We mainly deliver to Fazbear restaurants, but we also will make cakes for personal parties! (For a proper fee, of course) We are currently hiring for a janitor to vacuum the filth from this establishment, as our air system has broken down. Our self-aware vacuum cleaners have also turned evil and try to eat up anything in the building (including you), so defend yourself if they come nearby.

(WARNING : Super serious game about super serious self-aware vacuums) Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's bakery! We mainly deliver to Fazbear restaurants, but we also will make cakes for personal parties! (For a proper fee, of course) We are currently hiring for a janitor to vacuum the filth from this establishment, as our air system has broken down. Our self-aware vacuum cleaners have also turned evil and try to eat up anything in the building (including you), so defend yourself if they come nearby.