"I barely remember last night... but I guess I lost my wedding ring in the lake. 'Don't come back until you find it', she says. It's probably in some fish's gut by now. Ah well, at least I have an excuse to do some fishin'. Hell of a way to spend my day off."

"I barely remember last night... but I guess I lost my wedding ring in the lake. 'Don't come back until you find it', she says. It's probably in some fish's gut by now. Ah well, at least I have an excuse to do some fishin'. Hell of a way to spend my day off."