

Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.
| Edition | Platform | Release Date | Region |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard Edition | PC | Dec 31, 2026 | Worldwide |


Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.
| Edition | Platform | Release Date | Region |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard Edition | PC | Dec 31, 2026 | Worldwide |