Every viking desires treasure and glory - but what do they TRULY need? They want to be understood. They want to trust, and be trusted. They want to feel treasured, nay, beloved. They want to find that special village that truly understands them. For mere non-vikings, we call that powerful feeling... love. But for non-non-vikings, this feeling is called... pillaging. And that's why pillaging is like dating for vikings! Now go forth and conquer Europe in the name of Odin!

Every viking desires treasure and glory - but what do they TRULY need? They want to be understood. They want to trust, and be trusted. They want to feel treasured, nay, beloved. They want to find that special village that truly understands them. For mere non-vikings, we call that powerful feeling... love. But for non-non-vikings, this feeling is called... pillaging. And that's why pillaging is like dating for vikings! Now go forth and conquer Europe in the name of Odin!