Clerks & Quirks

CHAOS & CO: GOOD LUCK BEING EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK! You’ve just been hired at the most unpredictable store in the multiverse, where your job is to cook up dishes and craft adventurer items for an endless line of wannabe heroes; all while your appliances come alive, your coworkers panic, HR ignores you, and Friday looms like a final boss. Can you survive a week in retail hell? Cook, brew & craft : from hearty meals to legendary swords Co-op mayhem for 1–4 players (local + online) Living appliances with personalities & tantrums Roguelite weeks full of upgrades, layouts & wild events Pure retail hell with heart and humor ♡ TAME YOUR APPLIANCES ♡ Every appliance has its own personality… and bad habits. Keep them happy to improve efficiency, unlock handy automation, and stop that one appliance from wandering off mid-shift for yet another coffee break. Between picky customers and emotionally unstable hardware, it’s hard to tell who you’re working for. CRAFT & COOK FOR ADVENTURERS Assemble, cook and sell classic adventuring essentials - swords, treasure maps, magic flowers, cloaks of invisibility, hearty meals and magic potions - to a cast of “heroic” customers with high expectations. The crafting and cooking stations have minds of their own, so you’ll need to strategize, multitask, and adapt! KEEP THE STORE RUNNING Plan your week, juggle customers and chaos, and brace yourself for the Friday rush. Serve your hero-bound clientele without letting your rebellious appliances (or your coworkers) drive you insane. Each day is a new balancing act between meeting corporate quotas and total collapse. ROGUELITE REPLAYABILITY Every week at Chaos & Co is different! Upgrade your equipment, rearrange your setup, and optimize your workflow to face escalating chaos! Discover new appliances, store layouts, items to craft, and unpredictable events with each run. Perfect your routine, beat your previous profits, or embrace the madness all over again. SOLO OR CO-OP Run your store alone or with up to 4 players in online or local co-op. Coordinate shifts, share tasks, and argue about why the hammer is missing… again. Teamwork is optional. Deadlines are not. FEATURES Online and local co-op for up to 4 players Cook meals & craft iconic gear for adventurers of all kinds Tame mischievous appliances (or suffer their tantrums) Plan, upgrade, and optimize your store layout Face new challenges and events each week A roguelite structure packed with humor, replayability, and strategy